Description: Swasdee krup! Hello! Howdy!
I'm Renee Damron with Taco Street Locating, your (hopefully soon to be) guide to Austin. I'm a local Austinite who speaks fluent English, Thai, and Breakfasttaco-ese. My team and I have helped over a hundred people find new places to live in Austin, so we're pretty good at it! Please reach out to me so I can help you find the perfect place to live. I'm free to work with!
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Many centuries ago, it was quite common for people to believe the earth revolved around the sun, like it was no big deal! (Until that whole science thing came around) In a similar vein of questionable human irrationality, it's easy to understand, and even come to the conclusion that all the cool s&*^ in Austin revolves around you here. You may even come to the future nobel-prize winning conclusion that this place actually has some unreasonably powerful gravitational pull of coolness. Wouldn't you want to live in the gravitational epicenter of cool?
Description: Good Day/Evening Sunshine!
I'm Renee Damron with Taco Street Locating. We're a band of local taco enthusiasts with an apartment locating problem. We've helped over a hundred people find the perfect place to live around Austin, and I'd love to do the same with you! You'll get to borrow my vast apartment and or taco related wisdom as a local Austinite (one of the few left!). I'm super free to work with. Please reach out to me! I'd love to help you too.
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Calling all fur-babies, cuddle-monsters, & slobsters. Learn how to drive a car (it's not that hard) and drive your human here to your new home. You'll have so much space for activities! You'll have all the space you need to play-so-hard, go bonkers, and make all the new fur-friends you'll ever need. And sure, your human will have all these cool amenities and pools and state of the art luxury, but who cares?? Ball!!!
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Apartment Amenities
Spacious Floor Plans
Description: Swasdee krup! I'm Renee Damron
I'm an apartment locating machine, born and raised here in Austin. I've lived in other places like Denver and Thailand (yes, I'm Thai), but Austin is my true home. Speaking of home, you're looking for a new one! You're also probably tired of clicking through a bajillion listings by now. If only you had a super cool friend who knows Austin really well and can help you pick the best spot...You guessed it. That's me! I'm your super cool new best apartment-locating-taco-enthused friend. I'm also free to work with. Hit me up!
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You clear the dust off that old dusty box, you know, the 1 that somehow made it into the moving truck from back home even though you haven't seen it since you were a wee lad. You crack open the box, and find a curiously charming binder that gives you a calming reminiscence of a serene childhood. In it you find...your long lost binder of rare holographic Pokemon cards! "Whoa! I haven't seen these in years!" you say.
Description: Working with me!
Howdy! I'm Renee Damron; a local dog owning, taco eating, apartment locating machine! My team and I have helped a ton of people (and their dogs) find wonderful places to live in Austin. We have a well developed process that involves fancy things like spreadsheets and taco recommendations. Please reach out to me! I would love to make your apartment hunt as easy and epic as possible.
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You're in the middle of a heated meeting in your fancy new boardroom, the 1 with the live cherrywood table lined with tastefully selected leather swivel chairs from that world-renowned Swedish designer. Anyways, you're intensely negotiating with a group of investors who are seriously considering purchasing your company for many millions of dollars. It's that company you started when you serendipitously espoused that awesome idea while being all zen in your spectacularly designed high-end apartment. You know, creating the world's largest on-line market for handcrafted doggie shoes.
Description: Swasdee krup! I'm Renee Damron
I'm an apartment locating machine, born and raised here in Austin. I've lived in other places like Denver and Thailand (yes, I'm Thai), but Austin is my true home. Speaking of home, you're looking for a new one! You're also probably tired of clicking through a bajillion listings by now. If only you had a super cool friend who knows Austin really well and can help you pick the best spot...You guessed it. That's me! I'm your super cool new best apartment-locating-taco-enthused friend. I'm also free to work with. Hit me up!
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After many years, it was finally time to call it quits. A lifetime of mysterious international espionage had finally taken its toll, and it's now time to move on to the next phase. Time to ride off into the sunset as they say. But with every ending, a new beginning. It would be a good time to get that nice apartment in North Austin so you can start working on your soon-to-be best-selling semi-autobiographical international spy novels.
Description: Good Day/Evening Sunshine!
I'm Renee Damron with Taco Street Locating. We're a band of local taco enthusiasts with an apartment locating problem. We've helped over a hundred people find the perfect place to live around Austin, and I'd love to do the same with you! You'll get to borrow my vast apartment and or taco related wisdom as a local Austinite (one of the few left!). I'm super free to work with. Please reach out to me! I'd love to help you too.
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To your friends and family, you are a walking contradiction. 1 one side, you're a big burly rugged mountain person who likes to eat raw meat, chop down big intimidating trees, and roundhouse kick notorious villains in the face (in the face!!). Yet, on the other side, you're also a totally zen spiritual guru person who meditates for hours under ferocious waterfalls, drinks kale smoothies, and routinely quotes "And Thus Spoke Zarathustra" during dinner parties.
Description: Swasdee krup! Hello! Howdy!
I'm Renee Damron with Taco Street Locating, your (hopefully soon to be) guide to Austin. I'm a local Austinite who speaks fluent English, Thai, and Breakfasttaco-ese. My team and I have helped over a hundred people find new places to live in Austin, so we're pretty good at it! Please reach out to me so I can help you find the perfect place to live. I'm free to work with!
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You finally got that phone call. The 1 from that game show where you have to guess all the prices and stuff. So you're there on stage with that famous guy you've been watching since you were a kid. He presents you with a game. It's the 1 you've been studying for years, so you know you've got an advantage. As you're about to accurately announce the price of that box of cereal, everything goes haywire.
Description: Hello! I'm Renee with Taco Street Locating
I'm your new best friend! Assuming you were looking for a new best friend who is extremely skilled at finding the perfect apartment. As 1 of the few remaining native Austinites, I'm well versed in helping people discover the best neighborhoods and apartments all over the city. I'm also free to work with! Free like that HBO account you used while Game of Thrones was still on.
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Prestige. Elegance. Sophistication. Stupendulous. These are but some of the relevant (and totally not made up) that you can use to talk about this apartment. As your time in this luxury abode of countryside living progresses, your collection of vintage french wines will increase, you bookshelves will become cluttered with a panoply of classical literature texts from famous people you learned about in high school.
Description: Working with me
Swasdee krup! Hello! Howdy! I'm Renee with Taco Street Locating, 1 of the few people you'll ever meet who speaks Thai, English, and Texan with a native Austin accent. I'm in the wonderful business of helping find apartments to live in. As a native (one of the few remaining), I know each neighborhood extremely well, and can help you learn each area in the way that nobody else could. Please hit me up so I can find you the perfect place to live! I'm super free to work with.
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Step by step. Hour by hour. The days go by. How many years has it been? 5? 10? 30? Who knows. You've been walking for years after you ate those funky plants that convinced you to go on a lifelong vision quest to find that perfect apartment. Many times you've almost given up hope. So many years waiting. And then as if on cue from some benevolent celestial being, the skies part, the sun comes out, flowers begin to blossom and a magnificent building appears. No, it's not real.
Description: About Me
Hello! I'm Renee. I'm 1 of the few people around who are native to Austin. I'm basically a rare holographic Charizard. I digress. I help people like you find people apartments to live in! My team and I have helped over a hundred people find not just the perfect building, but the perfect neighborhood. We know how overwhelming it can be! Reach out to me so I can make your apartment hunting journey awesome. I'm also free to work with!
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Ancient manuscripts have long foretold of a building so cool, chic, sexy, and whatever old words they used to use. They spoke about how luxurious the amenities would be, how the world's coolest theatre would be just right down the street, that you can just go outside and frolic by the lake, or even have a picnic. Naysayers believed there would be no way that you could have all this, AND be in walkable distance to top quality bars and restaurants, AND have the best farmers market ever just steps outside the door.
Description: About Me
Hello! I'm Renee. I'm 1 of the few people around who are native to Austin. I'm basically a rare holographic Charizard. I digress. I help people like you find people apartments to live in! My team and I have helped over a hundred people find not just the perfect building, but the perfect neighborhood. We know how overwhelming it can be! Reach out to me so I can make your apartment hunting journey awesome. I'm also free to work with!
___________________
To your friends and family, you are a walking contradiction. 1 one side, you're a big burly rugged mountain person who likes to eat raw meat, chop down big intimidating trees, and roundhouse kick notorious villains in the face (in the face!!). Yet, on the other side, you're also a totally zen spiritual guru person who meditates for hours under ferocious waterfalls, drinks kale smoothies, and routinely quotes "And Thus Spoke Zarathustra" during dinner parties.
Description: Working with me
Swasdee krup! Hello! Howdy! I'm Renee with Taco Street Locating, 1 of the few people you'll ever meet who speaks Thai, English, and Texan with a native Austin accent. I'm in the wonderful business of helping find apartments to live in. As a native (one of the few remaining), I know each neighborhood extremely well, and can help you learn each area in the way that nobody else could. Please hit me up so I can find you the perfect place to live! I'm super free to work with.
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Finally! You can now take that long-awaited sigh of relief. After years of campaigning, violent wars, unsuspecting cous d'etat, crushing betrayals, and unsuspecting alliances, you've now become captain of the local intramural co-ed soccer league. Under your tough yet fair leadership, your team has now become the most feared group in all of Austin, cruising easily to championship after championship.
Description: Hello! I'm Renee with Taco Street Locating
I'm your new best friend! Assuming you were looking for a new best friend who is extremely skilled at finding the perfect apartment. As 1 of the few remaining native Austinites, I'm well versed in helping people discover the best neighborhoods and apartments all over the city. I'm also free to work with! Free like that HBO account you used while Game of Thrones was still on.
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You're in the middle of a heated meeting in your fancy new boardroom, the 1 with the live cherrywood table lined with tastefully selected leather swivel chairs from that world-renowned Swedish designer. Anyways, you're intensely negotiating with a group of investors who are seriously considering purchasing your company for many millions of dollars. It's that company you started when you serendipitously espoused that awesome idea while being all zen in your spectacularly designed high-end apartment.
Description: Swasdee krup! Hello! Howdy!
I'm Renee Damron with Taco Street Locating, your (hopefully soon to be) guide to Austin. I'm a local Austinite who speaks fluent English, Thai, and Breakfasttaco-ese. My team and I have helped over a hundred people find new places to live in Austin, so we're pretty good at it! Please reach out to me so I can help you find the perfect place to live. I'm free to work with!
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Many centuries ago, it was quite common for people to believe the earth revolved around the sun, like it was no big deal! (Until that whole science thing came around) In a similar vein of questionable human irrationality, it's easy to understand, and even come to the conclusion that all the cool s&*^ in Austin revolves around you here. You may even come to the future nobel-prize winning conclusion that this place actually has some unreasonably powerful gravitational pull of coolness. Wouldn't you want to live in the gravitational epicenter of cool?
Description: Good Day/Evening Sunshine!
I'm Renee Damron with Taco Street Locating. We're a band of local taco enthusiasts with an apartment locating problem. We've helped over a hundred people find the perfect place to live around Austin, and I'd love to do the same with you! You'll get to borrow my vast apartment and or taco related wisdom as a local Austinite (one of the few left!). I'm super free to work with. Please reach out to me! I'd love to help you too.
_____________________
Calling all fur-babies, cuddle-monsters, & slobsters. Learn how to drive a car (it's not that hard) and drive your human here to your new home. You'll have so much space for activities! You'll have all the space you need to play-so-hard, go bonkers, and make all the new fur-friends you'll ever need. And sure, your human will have all these cool amenities and pools and state of the art luxury, but who cares?? Ball!!!
___________________________________________________________
Apartment Amenities
Spacious Floor Plans
Description: Swasdee krup! I'm Renee Damron
I'm an apartment locating machine, born and raised here in Austin. I've lived in other places like Denver and Thailand (yes, I'm Thai), but Austin is my true home. Speaking of home, you're looking for a new one! You're also probably tired of clicking through a bajillion listings by now. If only you had a super cool friend who knows Austin really well and can help you pick the best spot...You guessed it. That's me! I'm your super cool new best apartment-locating-taco-enthused friend. I'm also free to work with. Hit me up!
______________________
You clear the dust off that old dusty box, you know, the 1 that somehow made it into the moving truck from back home even though you haven't seen it since you were a wee lad. You crack open the box, and find a curiously charming binder that gives you a calming reminiscence of a serene childhood. In it you find...your long lost binder of rare holographic Pokemon cards! "Whoa! I haven't seen these in years!" you say.
Description: Working with me!
Howdy! I'm Renee Damron; a local dog owning, taco eating, apartment locating machine! My team and I have helped a ton of people (and their dogs) find wonderful places to live in Austin. We have a well developed process that involves fancy things like spreadsheets and taco recommendations. Please reach out to me! I would love to make your apartment hunt as easy and epic as possible.
_____________________
You're in the middle of a heated meeting in your fancy new boardroom, the 1 with the live cherrywood table lined with tastefully selected leather swivel chairs from that world-renowned Swedish designer. Anyways, you're intensely negotiating with a group of investors who are seriously considering purchasing your company for many millions of dollars. It's that company you started when you serendipitously espoused that awesome idea while being all zen in your spectacularly designed high-end apartment. You know, creating the world's largest on-line market for handcrafted doggie shoes.
Description: Swasdee krup! I'm Renee Damron
I'm an apartment locating machine, born and raised here in Austin. I've lived in other places like Denver and Thailand (yes, I'm Thai), but Austin is my true home. Speaking of home, you're looking for a new one! You're also probably tired of clicking through a bajillion listings by now. If only you had a super cool friend who knows Austin really well and can help you pick the best spot...You guessed it. That's me! I'm your super cool new best apartment-locating-taco-enthused friend. I'm also free to work with. Hit me up!
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Step by step. Hour by hour. The days go by. How many years has it been? 5? 10? 30? Who knows. You've been walking for years after you ate those funky plants that convinced you to go on a lifelong vision quest to find that perfect apartment. Many times you've almost given up hope. So many years waiting.
Description: SE Austin/Downtown 1/1 - Property Id: 190679 This brand new build is luxury at it\'s finest. Located just minutes from downtown, Town Lake and the Hike & Bike Trail this property is perfect for those who want to be close to the action. Let me help you find your next home, my services are free! Listing# 2484613 -Michael Tipton/Austin Local- -Citywide Realty- -512-466-XXXX/Call/Text- Check out more of my listings: Apply at TurboTenant: Property Id 190679 (RLNE5405325)
* Lease Term: 12 mnths
Description: New Build at Oak Hill 2/2 - Property Id: 191461 This property is located in Oak Hill on the outskirts of Austin city limits. If you work in south or southwest Austin this is the place for you. It\'s brand spankin new and has your name written all over it, come check it out. Let me help you find your next home, my services are free! Call or text anytime. Listing# 2454824 -Michael Tipton/Austin Local- -Citywide Realty- -512-466-XXXX-Call/Text- Check out my other listings here: Apply at TurboTenant: Property Id 191461 (RLNE5405208)
* Lease Term: 12 mnths